Recipe for Diaster

1lb. of Eastern Persian
1oz. of Muslims
1oz. of Sunni
1oz. Shi'a
1oz. Hindus
1oz. Sikhs
1 drop of a Jewish man
1tspn of European influence
1 cup of oil
1/2 cup of opium
1 pinch of terrorism
1 tbsp of Buzkashi
a handful of goats
1oz. of Civil War
1 cup of military
a pinch of an Afghan President
0 cups of salt water (landlocked)
2 cups of plains
a handful of moutains
1oz. of gold
1oz. of silver
1oz. of zinc
1oz. of salt
1oz. of coal
1oz. of lead
a drop of black, a drop of red, and a drop of green (flag)
shake well (frequent earthquakes)
Fat free (since 3 millions refugees fled the country/recipe)